Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Alice in Wonderland Blog Meme

 Happy 3rd blogversary to the Notebook Sisters! How could I skip their fabulous Alice-in-Wonderland-themed tag? My only regret is that it took me until now to find the time to write it up, but the last week of school provides such things. So allons-y! 

1. Just Alice: What book cover(s) has made you super curious?

Well, I got involved with Cinda Williams Chima's Seven Realms because I spied Gray Wolf Throne on the library shelf, so I suppose that counts. As does my original resistance to the Lunar Chronicles hype, which broke down when I saw the cover of Cress. Serves me right for waiting so long.

2. Mad Hatter: List the craziest character(s) you've ever read.

The narrator of Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment, whose name I can't recall... starts with an "R", I believe? That's the most recent one, anyway.

3. Red Queen, Off With Your Head! What book have you felt like beheading?

I've had serious issues with a lot of very big fish, many of which I'm seemingly alone in disliking. Divergent was hugely disappointing. Eragon -- ugh, I had so many issues with the purple prose and plagiarism in that series. City of Mortal Instruments or whatever it is I despised with a burning passion. Also, I recently read Beth Revis's Across the Universe (loved the cover) and Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass (heard great things) and couldn't stand either of them. Actually, Throne of Glass ought to be in question seven because I was laughing so hard at the improbable plot and irritating characters and overall ridiculousness that I was having trouble reading the actual book.

4. White Rabbit: What books or series have been insanely popular but you've been "late" to pick them up?

Daughter of Smoke & Bone, and I'm ashamed because I'm a mild Laini Taylor fan. Looking for Alaska. I've procrastinated on this one because I didn't like Paper Towns and thought TFIOS was okay. Sweet but unremarkable. Clearly, the rest of the universe disagreed with me.

5. Caterpillar: What's the most confusing book you've read?

Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, by a landslide. Before I quit at the third book I repeatedly had to flip back fifty pages at a time to figure out what was going on.

 6. Dormouse: What was the last book that sent you to sleep?

My go-to books when I need to sleep are Lord of the Rings because I find the archaic language relaxing, and the fact that I know the plot by heart is comforting. If you mean what books bored me recently, I tend not to read boring books, or if I do I look for the best in the book. So I suppose none would be the appropriate answer to the question I believe you to be asking.

7. Cheshire Cat: Book that made you laugh and smile?

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Douglas Adams is so ridiculous. I adore it.

8. Knave of Hearts: Most recent character who stole your heart?

Probably Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. I just saw the animated Miyazaki adaptation and the hair. and the cape. the fingers. I mean, close-up shots of his fingers cracking eggs look attractive. I don't think it gets better than this. Plus, he's a magician, and he's heroic, and he's mysterious. And humor. He is funny, even if he's not trying to be.

9. Jabberwocky: Best villain you've read this year?

Obviously Islington the angel from Neverwhere. Plus his two cronies-for-hire whose names I can't recall. They were deliciously creepy.

10. Down the Rabbit Hole: What's the latest book/series/author that's completely swallowed your interest?

Most recently the Lunar Chronicles. I can't wait to get my hands on Scarlet.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Finch Reviews The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender by Leslye Walton

Title: The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender
Series: Stand-Alone
Publisher/Year: Candlewick Press, 2014
Genre: YA fantasy (supposedly)
How Finch Got It: Her friend's mum bought it for her at Vroman's Bookstore.

 

 Synopsis  


Foolish love appears to be the Roux family birthright, an ominous forecast for its most recent progeny, Ava Lavender. Ava -- in all other ways a normal girl -- is born with the wings of a bird. In a quest to understand her peculiar disposition and a growing desire to fit in with her peers, sixteen-year-old Ava ventures into the wider world, ill-prepared for what she might discover and naïve to the twisted motives of others. Others like the pious Nathaniel Sorrows, who mistakes Ava for an angel and whose obsession with her grows until the night of the Summer Solstice celebration. That night, the skies open up, rain and feathers fill the air, and Ava's quest and her family's saga build to a devastating crescendo. First-time author Leslye Walton has constructed a layered and unforgettable mythology of what it means to be born with hearts that are tragically, exquisitely human.

 

 

Epistolary Review

 

Dear Leslye, 

I am shocked to the soul and unsure if I will ever recover. 

Your novel starts off reminding me of traditional fairytales in their purest forms before being sanitized for the presumed fragility of young minds. I may have a young mind, but it must learn about the grim realities of life at some point, and I would choose to learn these things no other way than surrounded by delicious, lyrical prose. 

The intertwining history present in Ava Lavender is about love, yes, but it is not about faith or hope or "omg, first crush!" It is about all the scars love leaves on its victims, about relentless suffering, obsession, murder, suicide, and loss. It is shockingly dark and exquisitely tragic, an intricate weave of fantasy and reality sewn around three generations of women: Emilienne, Viviane, and finally Ava Lavender. It is a chronicle of their entwined loves and sorrows, which bear on one another in unexpected and regretted ways.

The first two hundred pages or so of the book is surprisingly well-done magical realism. It is Marquez-esque in its generations of family that culminate in Ava's birth. Like Scorpio Races, the context is more of the book than the plot itself, but the writing is elegant enough that it distracts you from the lack of true plot. Even more so that the writing, the mood deep and deluded and glorious. There is something deliciously ugly about living for someone who does not love you, about realizing you no longer love someone, about having no one to love. Ava Lavender gracefully explores isolation, desire, beautiful things, unusual things, grotesque things, the fragility of innocence and the various methods and facets of human love.

But, Leslye, the climax of the book was just far too much violence in an already dark and violent tale. Ava was already filling out her skin and wings, embracing all that she was, and her daily life taught her more than a brutal, unnecessary tragedy like her rape and mutilation by an evangelical stalker in a house full of dead and tortured birds ever could. You may have imagined you were giving us foreshadowing with a one-sentence mention of Nathaniel's revolting feather-related behaviour (not that I wanted to hear more about it) and Henry's constant repetition of the same four sentences. I feel required to tell you that none of this indicated anything so savage as Ava's assault.

And then, after subjecting us and Ava to such a horrible and aimless disaster, you veer off into a sudden return to typical, cliche, and astonishingly unrealistic YA plot! Her wings have just been cut off with an axe, and after a few months of lying in bed and her boyfriend returning from college, she's suddenly completely healed, identical emotionally to her earlier self, and ready to return to her life? Leslye, up until then you were expressing the effects of incredible, painful suffering so accurately!

To conclude, Leslye: for the first two-thirds of Ava Lavender, you have concocted an elegant and grim primitive fairytale of a book, portraying incredible pain, macabre magic, and the sometimes awful realities of love. Then, suddenly, the mantle and crust warp and shift into a conglomeration of brutality and surrealism and ridiculous attempts at a "happy ending"; disgraceful, degenerative, disappointing, and disrespectful to women who have gone through such a horrible experience.  I don't understand why any of this was necessary, Leslye: the climax and resolution seemed fruitless, abrupt, and extraneously cruel.

See, Leslye? When you're not subjecting poor Ava to disturbingly gory emotional and physical scarring, you have a true gift for passionate and fantastical, if dark, prose and exquisite insight into the influence of emotion on human lives.

First enchantedly, then disturbedly,
Finch

Verdict  

 

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

May TBR Pile #1

Peoples! I got motivated enough to go to the school library!

I selected Cinder and Cress only to find that Scarlet was absent. Disappointing. I picked up Dune instead, and then I spied an ARC proof of Maggie Stiefvater's The Scorpio Races. I had absolutely no self-control: I had to have that book. But I already had seven out: Lunar Chronicles and Dune plus Cinda Williams Chima's entire Seven Realms series.

So I borrowed it undercover. I tucked it into my bag and walked downstairs and checked out the other three I'd selected, but not Scorpio. I don't even feel guilty! I'm just irritated at the school for putting a limit on the amount of books I can check out when I can read so many more than that in such a short amount of time.

I've finally obtained a gorgeous hardback copy of The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender. My friend's mother bought it for me on the promise that I would lend it to her daughter when I finished it, which I immediately swore. In that instant I would've done almost anything to own that book because it was so blue and golden and feathery and elegant and magical. (ETA: Then I read it... and promptly gave it to said friend because it distressed me.)

And then, dear readers, I headed off to the local branch library and picked up Throne of Glass, 1984, A Doll's House, Crime and Punishment, Neverwhere, Tithe, The Promise, The Da Vinci Code, and The Winter Of Our Discontent. 

 So now I've a pile of fifteen new books, four of which I've read as I compose this post. I've finished Cinder, Scorpio Races, Dune, and The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows, and am halfway through (and alternately loathing/laughing at) Throne of Glass. Assist me with my quandary now, dear readers: should I wait until the library gets Scarlet back and read the series in order, or should I read Cress right away and forget Scarlet for now?
 

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Book Blogger TMI Tag

(I'm not doing the Top Ten Tuesday for this week -- Top Ten Books I Almost Put Down But Didn't -- because I can count those books on one hand. And one hand does not have ten fingers. So you get another blog meme instead. I know I borrowed this from someone, but I don't remember who. If it happens to be you, dear reader, I'm sorry! I promise I'll keep better records from now on.)

How old are you?

I'm thirteen. I'll be fourteen in... what, six months? Seven?

What book are you reading?

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell. Yesterday night I finished A Small Place by Jamaica Kincaid and Terry Pratchett's Unseen Academicals and Pyramids (both rereads), and this morning I read Dragon Slippers by Jessica Day George (also a reread).

What are you wearing?

My school uniform. Burgundy polo shirt, grey skirt, silly ankle socks, and blue sneakers half a size too big because I had to take the cheap laces out of them.

OTP?

It morphs based on my current read. Due to Fangirl it's currently Wren/Reagan. Yes, they have one semi-conversation, but come on, they'd be best buds if they actually talked to one another.

Blogger or Wordpress?

Out of... uh... Blogger, I'd say... Blogger! 

Going outside and being active or staying in and reading a book?

Depends on the book. For that matter, depends on the outdoor activity. I demand specificity.

What is the last book you read?

Like I said, A Small Place. 

What is the next book you're going to read?

Probably the Lunar Chronicles, if I can steal them from my school's library, which only allows me four books out at once. I've got four, and I'm not motivated enough to return them. So thievery it is. And after that, most likely The Shadow in the North by Philip Pullman.

eBooks -- yes or no?

I've got one of the ancient Kindles because I broke my first two by taking them to the beach, and an e-ink reader is useful for travelling with limited baggage because it's not as bulky. But I'm a skilled cram-as-many-books-into-luggage-as-possible-er, and my Kindle payment method is wonky, plus the battery isn't great. Nothing can compare to the smell and feel of paper and ink.

Where do you prefer to read?

My bedroom, the kitchen table, my sister's pet chair, the living room couch, the car, the other car, my sister's bedroom. Anywhere and everywhere.

Who is the last person you tweeted?

Hypothetically, if I did not actually have a Twitter, what would be the hypothetical answer to this question?

Whose blog did you look at last?

The Magic Violinist.  

Who is your favorite blogger?

I don't follow a large variety of blogs, but I do check up on several regularly, including Musings from Neville's Navel, The Magic Violinist, and Notebook Sisters.

What do you do when someone tells you reading is boring?













Who is the last author you spoke to?

Unfortunately, I am hopelessly isolated from all the people that I admire. I don't know that I have ever spoken to an author. Unless you count my dad, who wrote a movie when I was eight. And my mom's college boyfriend, slam poet Taylor Mali.

Who is the last person you texted?

My mom. I told her to keep an eye on my bird while I was at school.

Who is your all-time favorite book character?

No comment.

UKYA or USYA?

No idea. I am aware, however, that the two longest series I have ever read and appreciated are both from the UK (Redwall [22 novels] and Discworld [40 novels]).

What is your preferred drink whilst reading?

From November to March (aka what passes for winter in California), hot tea or a latte. From April to October (California's scorching summer) I prefer an Arnold Palmer or a frappuccino. Any kind of tea or coffee will do. Starbucks and Teavana constantly vie for the place in my heart reserved for the chain that sells my favourite drinks.

If you hated reading, what would you be doing instead?

If I hated reading, I wouldn't be me. So I wouldn't be doing anything.

How many bookshelves/bookcases do you have?

Oh, how I wish I had a room of bookshelves! How I wish they lined the walls and composed the floor and dangled from the ceiling! Wouldn't it be delightful to have a floor made of bookshelves? Feel the spines moving under your bare feet... enough. Let me answer the question.  

Right now: 4 shelves, 2 crates, innumerable piles.

After I move: Wall-to-wall. Ceiling-to-ceiling. I mean floor.  

If you had the choice to meet all of your favorite book bloggers or all of your favorite authors, which would you pick?

Authors, without a doubt.

Insta-love: yes or no?

My brain is trying to decide whether to interpret this as "instant love" or "love via Instagram." I'm concerned about what this implies about my generation. Either way, too shallow and treacherous, at least at the beginning. I've been involved in one semi-relationship, and the only reason I agreed to the first date at all was because we'd been friends since fifth grade. I still feel guilty about agreeing, since I didn't like him at all outside of a close friendship. I mean, I'm not even sure if I like boys or girls! But dinner was tasty, and there were parmesan crackers. So I don't feel that guilty.

Favorite author?

I will rip your head off and chuck it at your face.

What is the number-one book on your wishlist?

Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment. 

Do you prefer books with female or male protagonists?

I prefer any book with a protagonist whom I can empathize and identify. Or, alternatively, the polar opposite: a protagonist whom I find riveting because they are so unlike me that I am utterly unable to predict their next action. Male versus female is not an issue.

Which is your favorite book-to-film adaptation?

 Howl's Moving Castle, definitely. If The Wind Rises hadn't been Miyazaki's last film, I'd get right on a screenplay of The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland and beg him to direct it. And then S. J. Tucker could play the film score. I think the absolute perfection of such a film would cause me to die of a surfeit of joy.

What is the last song you listened to?

"Closing Time" by Semisonic.

Which do you enjoy reading more -- negative reviews or positive reviews?

Being a darkly humorous and cynical person, I much prefer to read negative reviews, because they make me giggle.  Exceptions to the rule are reviews of my own work or of books I truly adore.

Who are you going to tag?

If you read this, consider yourself tagged. Take it from me, this meme is fun.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

The shortest thing I will ever post on this blog

4300 words into Hallelujah.

The most I've written in almost a year since Starship Peppermint crashed and burned for lack of plot.

I'm very happy. 

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Top Ten Book Covers I'd Frame as Pieces of Art

(I know, I know, I'm a day late... sincere apologies.)

"Top Ten Tuesday" is a meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish. This week's prompt is: Top Ten Covers I'd Frame as Pieces of Art. Now, we all know the saying "don't judge a book by its cover" has never meant anything to me. But I can limit myself to ten! I promise! 












1. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald


















It's so dark and glitzy and gorgeous and it's such a classic novel. Cue applause track.

 2. The Minnow by Diana Sweeney


















I'm a sucker for hand-drawn art and this is so watery and weedy and bewildering and lovely.

3. Cress by Marissa Meyer


















A nod to the book's Rapunzel thematic and shiny pretty ribbons. Precious.

4. Perfect by Ellen Hopkins


















I didn't end up adoring this book as much as I wanted to, but there is no denying that the cover is extraordinary. This may very well be my favourite of the top ten.

 

5. The Help by Kathryn Stockett


















Who's to say that the rough life of maids in Mississippi households can't be pretty? It's simple and beautiful and painted with little purple finches.  What's not to love?

6. Railsea by China Miéville


















Quite frankly, this is one of the best fantasy novels I've ever had the honor to read, and the cover does justice to the book. Is it fantasy? I'd like to say it's in a category all its own.

7. The Chaos of Stars by Kiersten White


















According to Goodreads this book is hugely disappointing, but there is no denying that the cover is utterly gorgeous. SPACE! I love space. And chaotic Asian-influenced gold paisley.

8. The Anatomy of Dreams by Chloe Benjamin


















This is the kind of image you see in a daydream. There one minute and then gone. You never see it the same way twice, and once you've stopped looking at it, you can't remember exactly what it looks like. Every time I glance at it I feel as if the dotted lines have shifted into new constellations.

9. The Gravity of Birds by Tracy Guzeman


















Told you I was a sucker for hand-drawn art, and this cover is beautifully antique and just imperfect enough to feel like a real human's hand created it.

10. The Strange and Beautiful Sorrows of Ava Lavender by Leslye Walton

 
















I am so utterly breathtaken by the title and cover of this book that I'm terrified to read it for fear the book itself will disappoint. The perfect simplicity, the detailed feather and the gorgeous, gorgeous title.

What about you? What are your most beloved book covers?

Monday, May 5, 2014

April Summarized

I shamelessly stole this idea from the Magic Violinist. Thanks, MV! Hope you don't mind.

Books I Read

The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut
Dragon Spear by Jessica Day George
The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland And Cut The Moon In Two by Catherynne M. Valente
The Seven Realms series by Cinda Williams Chima
Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell
Perfect by Ellen Hopkins
Brilliance by Marcus Sakey

Favorite: The House on Mango Street or The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland
Least favorite: The Crimson Crown

I'm quite certain I read more, which I unfortunately can't recall at the moment. 

Movies I Watched

"The Lego Movie"
"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" 
"Divergent"
"Letters to Juliet" 

Quotes I Wrote

"I always do," he says, his slight lisp signaling his age, or lack of it. "Luck and I, we always know." He shrugs, narrow shoulder blades creasing his shirt. "Today I don't. Now that they're here, everything just... slows and narrows, and I can't fit through it."
Pupil-less eyes shift to Luck, bronze-skinned and implacable. The dimpled corners of her chestnut-tinged lips curl into a sly smile, but she makes no sound.
YOU WILL REGAIN YOUR SIGHT, FATE. YOU WILL RETURN TO EARTH, AND WE WILL WAIT WHILE THEY GROW AND LIVE. AND THEN... WHY, THEN WE SHALL SEE.
In the thunderous, vibrating tones of the Mother, see sounds far crueler, and far more ominous, than it should.
--Hallelujah

"Who are you?" 
And Allegra jerks at the sound, her toe catches in her wet frilly skirts, she sprawls at the round bare feet of a boy in striped pajamas. 
She pushes herself up on her scraped elbows, her lips still and thin as shards of ice. Children are just as cruel as adults, just less possessed of the means to express it. She will not give this boy, with his eyes like holes and scarred cheek, any hold over her. 
"I'm Joy." Allegra has used this name before. She is named Allegra, after all, supposed to be cheerful and happy and lively, and it is short and easy to remember. Her first rule of telling a lie: tell the truth in an alternate manner. 
He offers her a soft hand, nails pared down. She takes it and barely represses a shudder, because his fingers feel like tiny dead eels under her own. Clammy and limp. 
His smile is condescending. "Maddox."
--Hallelujah

Lifting her sodden skirt above her cold-stiff toes, she scrambles for the egress of the alley. Her assailant, neck lolling at an awkward angle, does not reach out for the handgun or even lift his head to watch her flee. He is just a boy, and he is far too still.
 --Hallelujah

I burst into lissome leaf between denim and linen.
A rocking chair quivers at the apex of the sun’s way, 
and I devour the space I inhabit, trailing sepia frames in my wake. 
--Petrichor

Fascinations I Acquired

Pandora Internet Radio, which has taught me more about the importance of a novelling soundtrack than any music on my iPod or YouTube.

Ancient Canadian churches. My concert chorus sang at the Notre-Dame Basilica in Montreal on Thursday, and it is so gorgeously stunning that no picture can properly display its beauty. 

Other newnesses in Canada, including but not limited to: fennel salad and candied salmon. The Montreal Biodome and Olympic Tower. Pre-buttered bread. Stuffed foxes shaped like balloons. Café Starbucks Coffee. Duty-free perfume. Most of these will make an appearance in On Borrowed Wings, my Romeo and Juliet spin-off WIP.

This song. Also, this creature. How can you not love, respectively, a hyper-happy techno pop anthem by Tegan and Sara about chocolate frosting and cooperation, and a radically bipolar half-unicorn half-anime kitten princess? EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!

Picture of the Month

[creds: kr0npr1nz on deviantart]

Teenage Death Tamsin Shieh and her iPhone [precioussss].